From the submitter:
A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.
I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.
You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.
Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.
At last, a way to protect your beloved household gadgets from that household infestation of "infants." Pesky buggers.