Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting

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Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting
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Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.

Failbook: Me and My Millions of Hipster Friends Hate Conformity

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Failbook: Me and My Millions of Hipster Friends Hate Conformity
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The iPhone fanboy whiners will never rest until they're the only ones who can fake photography.