Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting

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Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.

A Last-Minute Halloween Costume for Those of You Still Looking

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Even better: just wander around the streets looking lost, and when someone asks you what you're doing, tell them that you're roaming! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... never mind.

Failbook: Me and My Millions of Hipster Friends Hate Conformity

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The iPhone fanboy whiners will never rest until they're the only ones who can fake photography.

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