I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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ass,butt,dating,flirting,one liners,pants,relationships,softball,space
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

I Literally Can't Find My Butt With Both Hands

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anus,auto correct,butt,figures
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Looks like it took him 10 days and 59 minutes to recover from his embarrassment. Auto correct ruins lives.

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