It's Always the Last Chapter

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burn,cool story bro,shut up,sick burn bro
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Thinking that bros will ever shut up is a fallacy.

Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day? BECAUSE BURNS ARE EVERYWHERE

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burn,class,classless,insult,one liner,school,summer
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NOPE Not You

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burn,iPhones,marriage,not you
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And on that romantic note, I bid you adieu.

His Literal Dong Is Small Than His Figurative Dongishness

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burn,insult,p33n,sick burn bro,small
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Never Mind, It's Too Deep for Him

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burn,joke,p33n,sick burn bro,vajay-jay
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Android-Correct

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android,auto correct,AutocoWrecks,burn,g rated,Hall of Fame,smartphone wars,smartphones,texting
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A deft thrust by Android users! How do you respond, iPhone users? Do you defend, counterattack, or resort to ad hominem attacks on this Android user's mother?

BURN

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AutocoWrecks,burn,everything is wrong,girls,shut the eff up
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE.