Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too

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Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too
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It's a little-known fact that when Jesus rode his holy donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the people greeted him with boobsicles as well as palm. Consequentially, many Catholic masses during the Eucharist often offer, as a supplement to bread and wine, boobsicles.

SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Pranking The Fiancé

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My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!