Was It an Accident, or a Gift From a Benevolent Deity?

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SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

What More Do You Want?!

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A Born Romantic

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Plz n Thanx

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Yeah. Don't do that.

Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too

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It's a little-known fact that when Jesus rode his holy donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the people greeted him with boobsicles as well as palm. Consequentially, many Catholic masses during the Eucharist often offer, as a supplement to bread and wine, boobsicles.

At Least It Rhymes... No It Doesn't

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