Only Slightly Better Than a Text

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Only Slightly Better Than a Text
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Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.

Crisis Averted

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Crisis Averted
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What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.