Breakup Wreck-Up

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Breakup Wreck-Up
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You're not even going to fight a little bit? Just to make me feel more desirable? Eff you.

Only Slightly Better Than a Text

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Only Slightly Better Than a Text
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Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.