That awkward moment when you realize you've been on The Bachelorette this whole time...

I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.