Breakup Wreck-Up

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You're not even going to fight a little bit? Just to make me feel more desirable? Eff you.

Sorry, Was That "Dumpville" or "Dumbville?"

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Seems Like a Good Enough Reason

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God Take the Damn Hint

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NEVER MIND NOT OVER HIM YET

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I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

Crisis Averted

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What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.

Actually, You Just Made It Easier for Me to Get Over You

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