From the submitter:
Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!
With a white phone, I can only ball so hard.
Discrimination is everywhere.
Historically speaking, packing into outbound transatlantic vessels hasn't usually played out well for black people.
Even more proof!
Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.