Siri, You Racist!

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Siri, You Racist!
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From the submitter:

Even more proof!

Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.

Craigslist Digs Up the Best People

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Craigslist Digs Up the Best People
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It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!

They're Not All in Kenya, You Racist

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They're Not All in Kenya, You Racist
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Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.

Twins!

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Twins!
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I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.