From the submitter:
Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.
With a white phone, I can only ball so hard.
Now you have the choice between getting your phone in black, black, or black! What'll it be?
Historically speaking, packing into outbound transatlantic vessels hasn't usually played out well for black people.