From the submitter:
Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
With a white phone, I can only ball so hard.
It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!
When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).
Even more proof!
Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.