From the submitter:
Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
Even more proof!
Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.
Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.
Discrimination is everywhere.
Now you have the choice between getting your phone in black, black, or black! What'll it be?