Now you have the choice between getting your phone in black, black, or black! What'll it be?
Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.
When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).
From the submitter:
Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
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