The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.
Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.
A similar conversation in 1998 would have gone a little differently.
Shawn: "You and those damn acronyms... can't you just say 'ha ha that is funny?'"
(it took "lol" and "wtf" a while to become common use, too)
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.
I guess her thought-out-plan is blackmailing her mother.
From the submitter:
"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"
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