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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

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From the submitter:

"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"