Fail Dad

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Fail Dad
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From the submitter:

"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"

I Will Take This Dump in Honor of a Good Friend

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I Will Take This Dump in Honor of a Good Friend
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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

Welcome to the FUTURE

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Welcome to the FUTURE
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A similar conversation in 1998 would have gone a little differently.

Sakisenpai: "lol" Shawn: "You and those damn acronyms... can't you just say 'ha ha that is funny?'"

(it took "lol" and "wtf" a while to become common use, too)

Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?

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Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?
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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.