I Will Take This Dump in Honor of a Good Friend

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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

Fail Dad

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From the submitter:

"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"

Love or Shoes, Love or Shoes... So Hard to Decide

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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

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