If You're Going to Compliment Me, DO IT RIGHT

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beautiful,beutiful,Spelled wrong
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The Ugly Ones Are All He Can Afford

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auto correct,beautiful,internet,prostitution,ugly
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My friend, she's retarded

Ulterior Motives

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beautiful,compliments,flattery,mom,parents,slushee,sucking up
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Really? You pulled out the "you're beautiful" card just to get a slushee? "Beautiful" is what you say when you've dented the family car; when you want a slushee you say "those shoes are adorable, they look great on you!" Or something.

Presenting the Finalists of the William H. Putnam Worst Spellers' Bee

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AutocoWrecks,beautiful,flirting,grammar nazi,g rated,mobile phones,relationships,spelling,texting,ugly
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If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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beautiful,bro,creep,facebook,facebook chat,flirting,hitting,hitting on
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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

Fragile Yet Beautiful

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new phones,fragile,beautiful,old phones
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