Ulterior Motives

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Ulterior Motives
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Really? You pulled out the "you're beautiful" card just to get a slushee? "Beautiful" is what you say when you've dented the family car; when you want a slushee you say "those shoes are adorable, they look great on you!" Or something.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite
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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon