My Baby Shot Me Down

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The most dangerous app.

A Hot Babe for Baby

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Whining to Your Parents About Being a Parent

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If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.

Oh Yeah Baby, Lather Up That Johnson & Johnsons

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From the submitter:

Creep messaging me on dailybooth might've gotten a little more literal than he wanted.

Spermnapping

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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Baby's First Christmas

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This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.

My Secret Formula

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