Bacon: It's All You Need

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argument,bacon,dating,Hall of Fame,relationships,spat
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FINE I WILL

I'D RATHER SEE BACON WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ANYWAY

Threats of Violence

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anger,argument,Hall of Fame,hot tub full of blood flavored syrup,threat
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The perfect way to threaten anyone to whom arms, legs, full-sized swimming pools, chocolate-flavored syrup, tasteful fashion statements, loved ones, vegetarianism, and spoons are of the utmost importance.

'Tis the Season for Massive Mood Swings

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argument,bi polar,christmas,insult,mass text,nasty
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Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.