Yet another reason to weep for this generation of children.

To be fair, I usually reach for my phone upon waking to turn off the alarm. Should I leave it going instead?

Horror movie idea: A maniac runs around cutting up Muppets and sewing their cloth together, Frankenstein-style, into nightmarish Angry Birds. Call it "Nightmare on Sesame Street." BOOM. Blockbuster.

Speaking of creepy plush dolls, we're holding a plush Thanksgiving turkey scavenger hunt over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!

Wheeeee, so fun.