Siri the Enabler

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Siri the Enabler
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Siri is like that loud sweaty guy who's in or comes from a frat, who says "Dude! Stand up and take another shot bro! Come on, you can do this!" to the guy who can't figure out where the floor is.

Vodka is the Universal Cure

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Vodka is the Universal Cure
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It may not cure your cold, but you'll be drunk enough to forget you were sick in the first place.