Vodka is the Universal Cure

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Vodka is the Universal Cure
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It may not cure your cold, but you'll be drunk enough to forget you were sick in the first place.

Siri the Enabler

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Siri the Enabler
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Siri is like that loud sweaty guy who's in or comes from a frat, who says "Dude! Stand up and take another shot bro! Come on, you can do this!" to the guy who can't figure out where the floor is.