You would love too? You mean you would love him/her "as well?" Or "in return?" Or "reciprocally?"
That's right, grammar nazis, you're being preempted. "Preempting" is a fancy word for "inb4."
Seriously. We were WAY ahead of Ellen on this one. This site has actually existed for four years. You might not have heard of it before, it was pretty underground. #hipsterinternet
When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.