Friday Night Plans

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deaf,deaf disco,disco,Party
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A deaf disco is actually a great business idea; deaf people only need lights, so you'd save a ton of money on music.

Helping a Wrong Number With Festivities

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decoration,locker,lye,Party,wrong number
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"White" Ryan? And he's talking with someone who has friends named Salma and Pedro? DAS RACIST.

No Good Fart Goes Unpunished

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drunk,farted,farting,hungry,Party,quiznos
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Slap Your Hand to The Screen

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high five,parting,Party,sunday night,wrong number
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Any Number Is the Right Number When You Have No Numbers

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AutocoWrecks,forever alone,g rated,Party,wrong number
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Forever alone and waiting for a lucky accident.

No Friend of Canadians

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AutocoWrecks,g rated,Hall of Fame,mobile phones,moose,Party,texting,vague,whatever
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Sad moose.

Rejected, Party of None

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forever alone,Party
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