Death

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From the submitter:

This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.

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By Sally
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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

Death,deaths,died,dying,friends,grandma,grandmother,snowshoeing
By Nick
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From the submitter:

I was afraid to ask anyone else

Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.

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By Unknown
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I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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