A Sudden Downer

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WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

Dial D for DEAD

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From the submitter:

This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.