SPOILER ALERT

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SPOILER ALERT
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Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.

Meeting Your Maker

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Meeting Your Maker
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Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.

Too Close to Be a Coincidence

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Too Close to Be a Coincidence
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From the submitter:

I was afraid to ask anyone else

Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.

Dial D for DEAD

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Dial D for DEAD
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From the submitter:

This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.