A Snowball's Chance in Hell Isn't as Low as We Thought

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cookies,Death,dying,hell,ice cream,mushy,wifi
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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.

You'd Better Appreciate It

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addicted,AutocoWrecks,dating,Death,games,g rated,interrupted,relationships,temple run
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Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

SPOILER ALERT

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biography,Death,dies,review,steve jobs
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Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.