It Adds Up

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Siri Heard the News a Little Late

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Mother's Only Want the Best For Their Kids

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! TAKE ME INSTEAD!

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An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

The Correct Answer Was "Steve Jobs," But We'll Also Accept Your Answer

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A Sudden Downer

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WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.