Machete doesn't care about your fool contacts list, either.
Text it <33
Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.
Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.
From the submitter:
I was afraid to ask anyone else
Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.
This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.
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