Customer Service: It Gets Worse

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Dan Savage created the It Gets Better project in 2010 to help at-risk LGBT youth. In 2013, Stephen Pankhurst has created the It Gets Worse project to inform people entering the customer service industry are about to have their souls ripped from their bodies and then stomped on by deplorable hellspawn.

Customer service: if anybody tells you it gets better, they're a dirty, rotten liar.

Mind Control Just Ain't What it Used to Be

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Mind Control Just Ain't What it Used to Be
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Listen, if you mind control a highly-trained government assassin, you can't expect him to be well-versed in animal care.

Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies

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Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies
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Then they'll use that finger to unlock his phone, look up your address, and mail you the finger- at least that's how it would go in the movies. Love horror stories? Prefer the softer, gentler side of Halloween? Either way, check out Cheezburger's Halloween site!