I was going to buy the phone to put it in my own aquarium so that my fish could use it BUT I GUESS IT WON'T BE SO MUCH FUN FOR MY FISH NOW.
My whole perception of reality has been shattered like the screen on a Nokia nailed to a wall.
Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.
Seriously. The only way my battery could leak that fast would be if it was bleeding from a bullet wound.
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