This Is Why I Named My iPhone "Hymen"

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Because when you name your iPhone "hymen," it's much more fun when you drop it and tell people it's broken.

I Stand Corrected.

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Mea culpa, Android users.

Clowns Aren't Fun

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I was watching IT. Clowns are terrifying.

Still Technically True Though

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Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll, Minus the Sex

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Don't You Mean Starship Mode?

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Sorry, Scotty's too busy to beam you up right now... autocowrecks - star trek scotty

Someone's Excited.

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