That's No "Water"melon

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It's a shot-ermelon!

The Water-Kegger

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The instructions to make this beautiful beast are in the via link below! The recipe doesn't explicitly call for alcohol, but I'm sure you'll be able to come up with your own "punch" to put in there.

Smashed

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At long last, mafia informant Victor Melonio met his fate. His brain, once container of information wanted by five federal agencies, lay splattered around him in a chaotic debris of tissue and blood.

Melon Party Party Deux

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Back with a vengeance!

No, not those kinds of melons.

Why, You Ask?

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Do I really need a reason?

Watermelon You Are Drunk

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Sign #33 You Might Have Had Enough

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You're wearing a Watermelon Dragon helmet and are vomiting through it.