The Drunk Translator: It's Official

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More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

Apple Airlines Flight 151 Ready for Takeoff!

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Check out more phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

You'd Better Get the Drunk Test App, Man...

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Sun, we're very disappointed in you.

Lessons in Drunkish

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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

You Must Be THIS Hot to Enter House Party

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Sweet, Jeff's Bringing the Spicy Food and ExLax

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"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

Dear Drunk Self

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"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self