Nova Rock Festival: Now He Has Everything He Needs

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Nova Rock Festival: Now He Has Everything He Needs
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No wonder you're tired, all you've got is white bread, soda, and cigarettes. That crap won't keep you awake, you'll pass out from malnutrition. You need protein for a longer-term energy kick. Try soaking a raw slab of veal in vodka sauce or something.

The Best Thing About Concerts Is the Human Contact

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The Best Thing About Concerts Is the Human Contact
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Imagine a crowd filled with a million people like Fred Durst, and this is what it would most definitely look like. Sure, they're just helping her crowdsurf. That's all.

VOLT Festival: Drunken Tent-Building

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If you think this was a disaster, you should have seen the K'Nex set they built inside the tent later.

You Keep Rockin' Those Awkward Crotch Grabs, Celine

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You Keep Rockin' Those Awkward Crotch Grabs, Celine
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Seriously, I get it when male rockers do it, but does it work with women? More importantly, does it work with Celine Dion?

Rockness Festival: Pass Out White - Wake up Black

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Rockness Festival: Pass Out White - Wake up Black
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If he had a sense of humor about it, he'd play "Paint it Black" on that guitar as soon as he woke up.