teleport

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Alakazam: "Bro, this isn't the Enterprise, this is Taco Bell..." Abra: "You're welcome."

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When you open your eyes, you'll find out that you in fact didn't teleport, and instead walked seventeen miles home through that really shady part of town with your eyes closed the whole time.

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