Make Every Morning a Smirnoff Morning...

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drinking before noon,hair of the dog,hangover,mornings,smirnoff
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... and make every day a cirrhosis day!

Scumbag Alcohol

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alcohol,courage,disabled,gotcha,scumbag,smirnoff,vodka
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PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

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booze,funny,smirnoff
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By Unknown
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Is That... Michael?

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michael jackson,midget,Party,smirnoff,sunglasses
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THIS is how you party!

Hey, What Were You Expecting?

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airports,bottles,expecting,smirnoff,TSA,vodka
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If you're not going to allow her to bring it on the plane, you better expect that she'll get absolutely hammered rather than throw the bottle away.

Red and Yellow Man Wasted

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i'm bringing the party to,im-bringing-the-party-to-you-guys,iron man,smirnoff,The Avengers,vodka,wasted
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Hic Screw you, guysss! ... I ain't... I ain't bringin' the hic party NO where! It's stayin' RIGHT HERE!

Smirnoff, For When You Just Don't Give a Hoot

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smirnoff,drunk,dont-care,funny,vodka
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