His Alcohol Choice Says "Lightweight"

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blackout,budweiser,passed out,sidewalk,wasted
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The rest of him says anything but that.

What Happens In Vegas...

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drunk,hello kitty,mickey mouse,passed out,sidewalk,threesome,vegas
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Not the threesome I was expecting.

Just Going For A Stroll

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Somebody Call John, Garfield Passed Out Again

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after 12,beer bottle,drinking,drunk,garfield,john arbuckle,Party,passed out,sidewalk
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Just Keep Walking

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beer,nothing to see here,passed out,sidewalk,underpants
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What Soft Downy Cardboard

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outside,passed out,shoes,sidewalk,trash
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Her friend has decided not to enjoy the cardboard with her. Her friend's shoes are already well-cushioned and comfortable enough, and also her friend is afraid she'll never be able to get up again while wearing those things.

Urban Yoga

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sidewalk,sprawled out,urban,yoga
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Another example of the ever-popular Cubist Bicycle position.