Then She Said She Had Something for Me Too...

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beer goggles,drunk,girlfriend,paper bag,sexy
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... and whipped out a paper bag.

The Glory of the Drinking Dice

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drinking dice,tequila,sexy,crunches,after 12
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Always Be Sexy

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beer,glass,funny,sexy,after 12,g rated
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Can't Be Sexy With A Straw

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cant,drinking,impossible,sexy,straw,that face
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I Never Go Anywhere Without MY Sparkly Speedo

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It's a questionable fashion choice, but he gets so into it he pulls it off.

Well, not LITERALLY pulls it off. That would be inappropriate.