Drunk Texting: Not Even Once

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what it feels like,reality,drunk texting
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Let's Be Real Here

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expectation,expectation versus realit,friday night,reality
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First I'm gonna down, like, six beers. Then I'm gonna go on Facebook and look at all the party pictures people have taken and feel like a loser, and then realize that my facebook news feed is a misrepresentation of reality because it only broadcasts peoples' most memorable moments thus creating the illusion that everyone else is partying and living it up and YOLOing 24/7 except for me! Yeah, that's right!

I Reject Your Reality and Mix in My Own!

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1) Get wasted 2) Transcend space and time 3) ???? 4) PROFIT!!!!

Crappy Hour

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expectation,expectation vs reality,happy hour,reality
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No Truth In Advertising

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ads,comics,commercials,reality,soda,vodka
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Drink Til It All Makes Sense

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drink more,drunk,illusion,liquor store,reality,sign
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What Are Your New Years Eve Night's Expectations

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