Public Service Announcement: Please Don't Smoke Your Booze

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Public Service Announcement: Please Don't Smoke Your Booze
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Bypassing the stomach and liver by inhaling alcohol can lead to some horrible mishaps.

"When you inhale alcohol, it goes directly into the lungs and circumnavigates the liver," he told the New York Daily News. "The liver is what metabolizes alcohol, but when you inhale it, it goes directly from the lungs to the brain," he said.

Don't Smoke the Crack, Or You'll Break Your Mother's Back!

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Don't Smoke the Crack, Or You'll Break Your Mother's Back!
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You wouldn't want to break your mother's back, would you? She's worked so hard to give you a comfortable life and a good education. I suppose if you wanted to be selfish and cruel, you could always break her back, even after all she's done for you. Not to mention the fact that you'd be ruining the sunrise for everyone everywhere if you did drugs. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

PSA: If You Let A Friend Drunk Drive, They'll Crash And Haunt You With Ghost Chips

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For the non-Aussies and non-Kiwis out there: "legend" = cool/awesome/deserving of respect.