Inmates Escape Prison, Get Drunk, Then Return

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How to Make Toilet Wine

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Getting Arrested Like a Sir

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You're a marked man, buddy!

There's No "Round"about Way of Saying It

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Tanked Toddlers: Jägerbomben! Jägerbomben! Jägerbomben!

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"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

My Mom's Cooler Than Your Mom

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She was on a little bit of a bad ass streak.