Oh Yeah, It's Morphin' All Right...

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Fun fact: the Green Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was portrayed by Jason David Frank, who has since gone on to enjoy a successful career as an MMA fighter. It's definitely the spandex.

The High-ty Morphine Power Rangers

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I always thought PCP was a more likely culprit. I mean seriously, dressing up in those suits and fighting gigantic monsters in the neighborhood park?

"Step Back, People, The Police Will Handle This"

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"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."