Or maybe it'll be from doing all that surreptitious flying through the air and hitting the ground we do in city parks fighting polyester aliens. Who knows?

Fun fact: the Green Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was portrayed by Jason David Frank, who has since gone on to enjoy a successful career as an MMA fighter. It's definitely the spandex.

I always thought PCP was a more likely culprit. I mean seriously, dressing up in those suits and fighting gigantic monsters in the neighborhood park?

"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."