Take Yourself Out for a Whiskey

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No Sweetheart So Far? Why Not Go To A Bar?

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The Roses Are Wilted, The Violets Are Dead

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The toilet bowl's empty, 'cause I puked in your bed.

Wait, What Color Are Turtles?!

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But All the Best Poets Were Drunks

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Give Them Enough Beer and They Well

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Just a Little Fun Fact

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