Is there any other way to play football?

I was drunk before everyone else was! Seriously, I started drinking at, like, 1:00 in the afternoon today. Now everyone's hammered! So mainstream...

Oh man, I'm turning into a hipster just by looking at this picture!!! Gaaaahhhh, must... resist... aaaaaarrrgh! But I mean... ugh... really... Jeff Mangum is a... is a God of music... ugh... need... American Spirits... urgh...