Woo Girl Acrobatics

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acrobatics,bench,drunk,outside,passed out,woo girls
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Those lovely woo girls provide endless entertainment. Until they throw up all over you.

What Soft Downy Cardboard

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outside,passed out,shoes,sidewalk,trash
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Her friend has decided not to enjoy the cardboard with her. Her friend's shoes are already well-cushioned and comfortable enough, and also her friend is afraid she'll never be able to get up again while wearing those things.

Rice Milk Can Provide an Invaluable Energy Boost

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mixed drink,outside,recipe,rice dream,rice milk
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Though apparently it can also provide an ingredient for a mixed drink:

Ingredients 3 oz. (Soy vodka) Vodka 4 drops Grenadine 1 oz. Milk, Soy Mixing Instructions In a cordial glass add 3 oz. of vodka and 1 oz. of Soy milk. Stir until it is nicely blended together, if you desire a more milky appearance add 1 more oz. of soymilk. Lastly add 4-5 drops of grenadine for a "bloody" effect.

What's actually in that girl's Rice Dream is anyone's guess.

Someone's a Little Underdressed

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dressed up,lingerie,outside,Party,swimsuit
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Everyone else is going for the "professional" look, trying to look like responsible adults, and she's just like "HA! I'm wearing AMERICA!" or possibly Puerto Rico, and everyone is secretly jealous.

Breaking Down Barriers

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Everybody's too fenced in, maaaaaan. We need to reconstruct our conceptual schemas outside the externally-constructed social paradigm, maaaaaaan. This drunkard is secretly a genius, maaaaaaaan.

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