Tis the season for political drinking!

Foreign policy should put you on your ass.

The best kind of election.

Updated for tonight's town hall-style debate, which kicks off at 6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST.

(And let's not forget -- chug if any attendee manages to sneak the Pizza Hut question past moderator Candy Crowley.)

I'm going to a CU Boulder frat house!

He's putting the POT in POTUS in this picture!

President Obama's State of the Union address starts at 9 pm EST, so watch it the most patriotic way possible: completely trashed!