Hannah Hart is here (and apparently a San Francisco fan) to teach us the right way to get wasted while having the most delicious football food possible.

Breakfast burritos with string cheese? Yes please, I'll take eleven.

Hannah Hart is living breathing proof that hanging curtains while you're drinking is perhaps the most difficult inebriated activity ever.

Hannah Hart is here to teach you how to make beer bread, all the while drinking herself into oblivion as per usual.

The My Drunk Kitchen folks may have had a bit to drink before carving pumpkins, but all that sloshed cooking has made them surprisingly functional. That said, "knives" + "alcohol" is rarely a smart combination.