Even Starfleet Captains Make Mistakes

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jean-luc picard,morning after,one night stand,patrick stewart,Star Trek,uggos
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Party Time In Ponyville

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drinking,drugs,drunk,morning after,my little pony,night before,r rated,texting
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Over at Texts From Ponyville, some choice texts from last night are re-enacted by those ponies we all know and love/hate/love to hate. I like to think this is what the show would be like with an R-rating.

Wait, Did You Guys Have A Party While I Was Gone?

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morning after,panda,passed out,what happened,while you were out
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Sloshed Songs Sunday: Worst Hangover Ever

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Happy New Year, everyone! If you're anything like most of the word, you'll be nursing a hangover that could knock out an elephant. In the spirit of International Hangover Day, we bring you "Worst Hangover Ever" by The Offspring. Get some aspirin and scrambled eggs and take it easy today.

Enjoy It While It Lasts

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beer,college,morning after,what happened
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Come On, Be Reasonable

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drunk,facebook,hook up,i hate you,morning after,shots,texting
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See more texting tragedies on Autocowrecks!

It Was A Big Night For Both Of Them

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beer bottle,blowup,face down,Heineken,morning after,passed out
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I'll have a Heinie-kin please.

HEY-OOOOOO