"You know what? I'm sick of all these little smiling children! Running around my castle like this! A mouse can only keep up a façade of happiness for so long. Plus Minnie's a b*h."
Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?
Fun fact: In 1928, Mickey Mouse's cartoon debut was an animated short called 'Steamboat Willie.'
Ha. "Willie." Ha.
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