Mickey Comes Down

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Mickey Comes Down
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"You know what? I'm sick of all these little smiling children! Running around my castle like this! A mouse can only keep up a façade of happiness for so long. Plus Minnie's a b*h."

Meeckey! Thees Ees-a Some-a Good Booze!

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Meeckey! Thees Ees-a Some-a Good Booze!
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Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?

Meet Dickey Mouse

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Meet Dickey Mouse
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Fun fact: In 1928, Mickey Mouse's cartoon debut was an animated short called 'Steamboat Willie.'

Ha. "Willie." Ha.