Fun fact: In 1928, Mickey Mouse's cartoon debut was an animated short called 'Steamboat Willie.'
Ha. "Willie." Ha.
"You know what? I'm sick of all these little smiling children! Running around my castle like this! A mouse can only keep up a façade of happiness for so long. Plus Minnie's a b*h."
Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?