Just Close Your Eyes and Wait Until You Magically Appear Home!

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When you open your eyes, you'll find out that you in fact didn't teleport, and instead walked seventeen miles home through that really shady part of town with your eyes closed the whole time.

Hold On, I've Almost Got It...

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Just wait until everything stops sparkling and the rainbows fade a bit, then I'll definitely have it.

Feeling Lucky?

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You're about to have a hell of a time explaining yourself to your in-laws later on. You can tell them either A) I'm tripping on LSD because of toilet paper, or B) STAY AWAY FROM THE RAINBOW DRAGON IT'S GOING TO EAT YOUR KOALA. The choice is yours.

The Horse Head Mask is a Little More Inviting

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"Aww man, I'm about to get hammered! The bad kind of hammered!"