Alcohol Can Do Terrible Things to Your Body

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Alcohol Hurts the Joints

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I See What You're Doing, Can

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That's one way to ensure that people always buy your drink in pairs.

Legs Feel Like They're On Burning From the Inside Out? Check.

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Can't tell if due to alcohol or drunken dance moves.

In That Case, May I Buy You Two?

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