Passing Out in Vegas...It's Classy!

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Problem Solved!

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I Need Me a Little Vitamin IV!

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Don't want to lay in bed with a blanket over your head while slowly eating a banana over the course of an hour? Welcome home, friend.

Las Vegas at Its Finest

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WARNING: Totally out-of-their-mind drunk Las Vegas guys are not safe for work.

Best Beer Brands Ever

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If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.

Who Passes Out In Vegas Stays In Vegas

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