Party Hard for Jesus

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Dammit, Jesus, Stop Turning the Water Cups Into Wine!

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Peter: "We've got to wash our balls off somehow!"

Jesus: "LOOOOOL"

That Must've Been One Epic Bash

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Dear Humanity: Get Crunk! Sincerely, God

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"You drink wine as the blood of my son! Could I not be any more obvious? Jesus Christ!"

"What?"

"Shut up son, I wasn't talkin' to you."

Wisdom From Ol' Blue Eyes

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Three words: blood of Christ.

After That, Let's Smoke Some Reefer!

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We're summoning Satan tonight, baby!

More Beer = More Conversions

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We've got a ton more Rage Comics for you too!