Sometimes You Have to Improvise

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bottle opener,corkscrew,hammer,hammered,wine cork
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No, my pride is not above using a hammer to get my wine bottle open. I've got to get hammered somehow!

Have You Ever Been So Hammered...

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hammer,hammered,passed out
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... that you carried around a hammer?

"Gone" in 60 Seconds

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In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?