The Horse Head Mask is a Little More Inviting

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The Horse Head Mask is a Little More Inviting
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"Aww man, I'm about to get hammered! The bad kind of hammered!"

Have You Ever Been So Hammered...

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Have You Ever Been So Hammered...
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... that you carried around a hammer?

Sometimes You Have to Improvise

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Sometimes You Have to Improvise
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No, my pride is not above using a hammer to get my wine bottle open. I've got to get hammered somehow!

"Gone" in 60 Seconds

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In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?