No, my pride is not above using a hammer to get my wine bottle open. I've got to get hammered somehow!
I'll get smashed and rear-end you.
... that you carried around a hammer?
Wait, no no no, a little less hard.
In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?
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