I've got all my fruits right here!
It's a shot-ermelon!
They don't grow on trees, you know...
The instructions to make this beautiful beast are in the via link below! The recipe doesn't explicitly call for alcohol, but I'm sure you'll be able to come up with your own "punch" to put in there.
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