Why Yes, I *Ahem* Invite the Coolest People to My Parties

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Why Yes, I *Ahem* Invite the Coolest People to My Parties
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This chap here has a habit of, how do you say, enhancing his house party memories with a little help from Adobe. Check out the via link for more celebrity Photoshops!

Our Favorite (Fake) Booze

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Our Favorite (Fake) Booze
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Since there should be a themed beer for everything, here are some gems of fictional alcohol we've dug up. First person to identify all the references in the comments wins +20 Internets!

Best Beer Brands Ever

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Best Beer Brands Ever
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If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.