Who Needs Google Translate?

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"Dude, I took this language for four years in college, don't even try me."

Dear Diary, Jackpot!

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For more parents who need to lay off the sauce, check out Parenting FAILS!

Sittin' On 22s

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"No seriously, you're sittin' on $2,200 of debt unless you replace my rims!"

Lies!

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Nobody's on Myspace!