Ugh, I taystid too much of de Rockeez...

"THIS. IS. DENVER!!!"

Nah, doesn't sound right.

Want to know how to tell the difference between American and European beers? Just look for the douchey slogans ("King of Beers," anybody?).

Screw that, I'm goin' straight to the big leagues!

"Hurry up guys, roll me back over before I spill my beer!"