"No sweetie, maybe one of your little friends stole it."

From the submitter: "This is how I roll!"

I wish I rolled this hard and so do you, viewer. Don't lie.

"It really spiraled out of control. Next thing you know, I was hosting America's Funniest Home Videos to finance my habit."

Let it fill my Apollo-like nose!

Sometimes, when you combine two of your favorite things, it doesn't form a bad thing, much like you'd expect (pizza flavored ice cream, anybody?). Sometimes, it makes a glorious new thing. This is one of those times.