You should exercise your option to get a room...

"... is this Swedish House Mafia? I hate Swedish House Mafia! What does Swedish House Mafia even mean? Are you going to kidnap and kill me if I don't listen to you? Well hey, on the bright side, if that happened, I wouldn't have to listen to Swedish House Mafia anymore."

Honestly, these people should be wearing hardhats, because that bass is dropping pretty hard.

Think you're gonna score with a hot chick tonight? Well good luck working your mediocre pick up game over the deafeningly loud music!

Nah, more like Queen of Clubs.